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Low Effort by Ian Rand McKenzie

A Joke [Slightly] Too Niche to Be Funny #4

Schizophrenic people when they forget their meds: “I’m losing my grip on reality”

First-time home buyers when housing bubble pops: “I’m losing my gripe on realty”

Quotes As If I’m Relevant #25

We can make the world a better place not with sacrifice, but with finding & being our true selves. Find & being your true self is the only place you will find sustainability or nobility in sacrifice.

Character Capsules #4

A man can change his entire socioeconomic status with a $20 bill in the right thrift store.

—Hipster Mick Travis

Quotes As If I’m Relevant #24

We are so vulnerable to digging our heels in when we are proven wrong. Our best adversaries need to be far more measured and kind in their objections. Better yet, point out the virtues of our flawed conclusions in the process — their words very well may convert us into friends, or at least allies.

Character Capsules #3

It never ceases to amaze me: we all love other people more than ourselves, but care more about our opinions than theirs.

—Leftist Millennial Marcus Aurelius

Quotes As If I’m Relevant #23

Myself and nearly everyone I know have unconsciously built our communication around half-truths, doublespeak, and oversimplifications. It’s an absolute mess. As a result, I now use too many words because I do not know how to transfer truth without being verbose.

Quotes As If I’m Relevant #21

Experts make predictions. Economists make lucky guesses. Politicians make lies. We all make a world where these forecasts are valued equally.

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