
A Joke Too [Southwest] To Be Funny #37
What do you call a confection baked by a Mexican snake? Rattlecake
What do you call a confection baked by a Mexican snake? Rattlecake
What do you call a ski mountain covered in streams going to a lake below? A ski fountain.
What do you call a group of clouds that take pride in their drifting across the sky? Proudcover.
What do you call a forest where all of the pines were cut down? A pine-free forest.
What do you call a falcon that becomes a priest? A bird of pray.
What do you call a lineup of creditors at a bankrupt energy company? A powerline.
What do you call a mechanic’s shop that doesn’t gouge you on car repair? An autobody mirage.
What do you call a member of a boy band in cardiac arrest? A true heart-throb.
What do you call a carriage being pulled by a dead horse? A hearse-drawn carriage.
What do you call candy when you’re on a tram? Trolly pop
They say, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.”…what if you were a foreigner in Rome and everyone around you is a foreigner too?
Computers & the internet converged to save time for everyone. Social media cancelled out those savings.
Don’t bother sweating the inevitable unless you enjoy the perspiration.
What do you call glowing lights in the December sky that are not stars? Christmas flights
What do you call a Yuletide biblical parable of confectionary betrayal? Candy cane and maple
Why is Santa Claus jealous of the Christmas tree? He couldn’t hold a candle to it
If we’re all pursuing “financial freedom” does that mean we are enslaved by financiers?
If you are a perfectionist, pursue the imperfect.If you are a confectionist, pursue the savory.If you are a ventroliquist, pursue the unstrung.If you are a lyricist, pursue the—
What do you call Israeli prison convicts hugging each other after a daring escape? Fresh Squeezed Orange Jews
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