Low Effort by Ian Rand McKenzie

The core nature of reality is like a song. Religions and their teachings are simply remixes of that song. Anyone can hear the original. All they need to do is listen.

Most desires are fulfilled by paradoxical pursuit. Such as slowing down instead of speeding toward them.

Some of the best comforts are those that take bravery to pursue.

Sometimes creativity is as simple as seeing the beauty in your mistakes.

What do you call a Pepsi driver that hates his job? A soda masochist.

What to you call a Unix system administrator that hates their job? A sudo masochist

The Chinese surveillance behemoth knows all and sees all, but can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

In design, less is more — and ‘more’ is novel if designed well.It seems to me the world has become a bit too novel.

What is it called when a viking swears and curses a lot? Norse language.

What do you call a landscaper with a viking fetish? A Leifblower

What do you call a confection baked by a Mexican snake? Rattlecake

What do you call a ski mountain covered in streams going to a lake below? A ski fountain.

What do you call a group of clouds that take pride in their drifting across the sky? Proudcover.

What do you call a forest where all of the pines were cut down? A pine-free forest.

What do you call a falcon that becomes a priest? A bird of pray.

What do you call a lineup of creditors at a bankrupt energy company? A powerline.

What do you call a mechanic’s shop that doesn’t gouge you on car repair? An autobody mirage.

What do you call a member of a boy band in cardiac arrest? A true heart-throb.

What do you call a carriage being pulled by a dead horse? A hearse-drawn carriage.