Low Effort by Ian Rand McKenzie

Outside of life-or-death scenarios, consistent action will always defeat deliberation.

I find the most delusional people are non-schizophrenics because they’re never given any impetus to genuinely examine the unimaginably disturbing thoughts inside themselves.

A practical guide to real-world sorcery:

When you are your true self at your best, you become so powerful that even the laws of physics will bend and break under your might.

School of Magic: Loyalty with points focused in the self-care and personal values skill trees.

One man’s trash is another man’s technology.

MacGyver, probably

We are all children. The most ‘adult’ people of all of us are the ones that consistently recognize the child within themselves and everyone else.

People think that prolonged isolation can make a person difficult to be around in social settings.

When alone for long enough, lies no longer serve a purpose.

Unlike us, the isolated person has gotten too comfortable with truth, disrupting the perceived civility of our lies.

What do you call a pacifist’s version of
An eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth?

A lie for a lie, truth for a truth.

Trying to control others is like farting in the wind to change its course. It may work for a bit if you fart REAL hard, but it just makes a bigger asshole.

I was in a high school production once. Before I went on stage, the stage manager said, “break a leg!”

I replied, “Oh, my friend, I won’t break a leg. I will break my spine and become a heartbreaking story of a talented young actor tragically cut short of an extremely promising career in theatrical production!”