Three months ago an app I made received a buyout offer for 10% equity in the company making the purchase. The deal would require
I recently found through MarketWatch (https://www.marketwatch.com/story/adobes-20-billion-figma-merger-reportedly-facing-doj-scrutiny-2022-11-03) that you are investigating the Adobe acquisition of Figma. I am glad to hear this
First off, I am not terribly familiar with medical terminology, nor am I a doctor or anywhere close to the field of medicine. This
First off, what is wrong with you?! Read my other stuff, it’s much more useful and optimistic.
Secondly, I will only enable your masochism to a certain extent. As such, I will send updates that I am completely convinced will be valuable to you. I respect your time by respecting my time. I don’t send frivolous bullshit.
Sorry, sorry! I just thought since you've been on this site for longer than average, you might hear me out?
Why do you do this to me, Ian...
Okay, okay, I'll be quick! I have a newsletter to keep you up-to-date on my content and projects. If my stuff tickles your pickle, help us both out by subscribing!
Also, I don't do anything shady or aggressive with your email address. I'll only send you the good stuff and won't share your email with any person/provider that isn't working for me to serve you better.
'Serve me better.' What deliciously vague jargon. Is this where you pretend to be me and you make me respond with a contrived form of consent because you're bold enough to assume this cute little chat interface gimmick is enough to actually get me to sign up?
Ummm... uhhh... ahh... Sign up and get exclusive discounts and early access!!!! Come ooooon! Induced scarcity is fun!
...alright, well, I'll leave it up to you.