A Joke Too [Derivative] To Be Funny #41
What do you call a Pepsi driver that hates his job? A soda masochist.
What do you call a Pepsi driver that hates his job? A soda masochist.
What to you call a Unix system administrator that hates their job? A sudo masochist
trekking through the snowno more paths i know skies to black from greyfalter on my way all that’s dry now shorncords now dust, i
shrouded by healing waters
corpses wailing in falters
a fountain of youth for thee
others lost fighting the sea
its cold touch soothes furious soul
those pacified, instead swallowed
The Chinese surveillance behemoth knows all and sees all, but can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
In design, less is more — and ‘more’ is novel if designed well.It seems to me the world has become a bit too novel.
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Like this nav? It does what every marketing-oriented web designer will tell you not to do: shove as many things in your face as I can!
