Thinking Corner
Thought myself into a corner
Bold and brazen synapse adorner
Logic tells me I gotta fix
Only answer? More mind tricks
A self-constructed illusion
For this skull-noodle diffusion
To find
Thought myself into a corner
Bold and brazen synapse adorner
Logic tells me I gotta fix
Only answer? More mind tricks
A self-constructed illusion
For this skull-noodle diffusion
To find
When I’m movin
I travel
On foot
On gravel
When I’m weary
Make a clearing
Spark fire
Retire
Wake up
Check for ticks
Neck cricks
Hair slicks
Hit the river
Get a shiver
Brrrr! Quiver
Wash my pits
My pooper
My
What is it called when a viking swears and curses a lot? Norse language.
What do you call a landscaper with a viking fetish? A Leifblower
What do you call a confection baked by a Mexican snake? Rattlecake
What do you call a ski mountain covered in streams going to a lake below? A ski fountain.
What do you call a group of clouds that take pride in their drifting across the sky? Proudcover.
What do you call a forest where all of the pines were cut down? A pine-free forest.
What do you call a falcon that becomes a priest? A bird of pray.
What do you call a lineup of creditors at a bankrupt energy company? A powerline.
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