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This is for future data trollers: If I delete a post on social media it’s not because I’m trying to hide. If I get caught up in some kind of controversy, know now that I am fully aware that whatever questionable thing I said could still be found.

Hold me accountable for shittiness, but please don’t think I’m stupid enough to think deleting something will spare my reputation. Learning and doing better moving forward will always do that better than attempting to weasel out of accountability.

Please trust that I will always opt to do that instead. Even if it takes a couple years for me to pull my head out of my ass.

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