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The Holy Pickle

Cool as a cucumber
Cruisin' 'round the cul-de-sac
Lost my years picklin'
I don't even want 'em back

I've got

Dill in my jar
Brine to the bar
Anise like a star
Feelin' like a Tzar

Go ahead

Pop my roof
Catch me aloof
Turned a sleuth
and found the truth

See,

I look out the jar no further
Know I'm the pickle for the burger
Kill, maim, or capture
Already know my rapture

I know

I can writhe in this water and salt
Scream that it's your fault
Succumb to our occultism
And submit to Botulism

Nah

I love my buns and beef
The human drawn from smokey reef
Wedge me on the side
Squeeze me on the fries

Q sauce on the left
Hunger soon bereft
Salad on the right
Bring me into the light

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