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That Same ‘Ol Card

Two wrongs don't make a right
'Cause the devil's prongs don't give you might
When it's a man you pick a fight
You lose two eyes that give you sight

But,

Pay no mind to this looney bard
'Cause forgiving that man is too damn hard
So you'll play that same 'ol card
'Cause forgiving that man is too damn hard

Besides,

The big 'ol sheriff is back in town
With his guns and cellar that'll make you frown
Now the man wears the mayor's crown
And all you wanna do is just bring him down

But...

Two wrongs don't make a right
'Cause the devil's prongs don't give you might
When it's a man you pick a fight
You lose two eyes that give you sight

But,

Pay no mind to this looney bard
'Cause forgiving that man is too damn hard
So you'll play that same 'ol card
'Cause forgiving that man is too damn hard

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