
A Joke Too [Knockoff-TikTok] to Be Funny #9
I was laying on the floorStretching my coreI had something in store‘Cause I knew she wanted moreShe walked through the doorAnd I counted to
I was laying on the floorStretching my coreI had something in store‘Cause I knew she wanted moreShe walked through the doorAnd I counted to
I was in a high school production once. Before I went on stage, the stage manager said, “break a leg!” I replied, “Oh, my
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We continue to be relentlessly myopic in our good intentions — taking action to our future’s ruin. Policy makers need to adopt a hacker
The best way to induce meaningful change in the world is to relinquish yourself to the prospect that it’s a complete waste of time
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