Picking, scratching, endless thinking Scrolling, tapping, endless sinking Climbing, clawing, relentless longing Comparing, staring, pointless glaring Scrambunctious craggledrops Sinking down their popscops Drinking up their whifflemops Spitting on the glory of Dorgumtops What gives them the right? To live with all their might? They live better than you That is your plight Not our machines and guns And poisoned food giving you runs Not our silver tongues giving you the impression That you are not tools for our oppression Scrambunctious craggledrops We'll beat them down with laws and cops Their whimsical ways will stop All hail the mighty Dorgumtops Picking, scratching, endless thinking Scrolling, tapping, endless sinking Climbing, clawing, relentless longing Comparing, staring, pointless glaring