I relieved myself today. How many times? Not once Not twice But thrice! I did yesterday as well. Again, how many? Not once Not twice But thrice! Can you guess how many the day before? Not once Not twice Not even a single slice! And do you know how many days I didn't find reprieve? Not once Not twice That's right, thrice! For whatever reason that it may be For three days I am not free Happening pretty much weekly This is my shitty trinity