Introducing Embeddable Minecraft Archives

Tonight I added to feature to Minecraft Archives that lets you embed your archives onto anywhere that allows HTML markup, including your own website, if you have one. That’s all. See below for examples of embedding archives onto this completely separate website. When you go to MinecraftArchives.com, you will see a “</>” icon which […]

Highway in Hell

Some say there’s danger
On the highway to hell
My story is much stranger
As you’ll soon know well

For my highway wasn’t to fiery pits
The fiery pits were already there
See, I was bringing my kits
To a sulfuric demon, my wits beware

This demon could snap my neck with two flicks
But, I have what I now know
Would save me […]

Politics is Cringe

I’ve gotten pretty sick
Of all this politic
We all seem to fight
Over black and white

Why doesn’t anyone say
That the world is mostly gray
The real red pill is found
In finding a middleground

Nobody will ever hope
For a slippery slope
All we need is to release
The idea of covering the slope with grease

They say we’ll suffer the communist
That we’re […]

Breakfast

Do you know what I like the most?
Simply jam and toast
But when it is on sale
I like fried eggs and kale

I’m also gonna be real
I do enjoy cereal
Whether it’s granola made by a hipster
Or sugars from a chocolate monster

And every once in a while
I’ll have brunch with a smile
I will not have my fill […]

The Coalition

There was once a group with ambition
That called themselves a coalition
They set out to make a name
To earn fortune and fame

Residing in a place
Where toxicity was the race
They embraced the venom
To create their phenom

Exploiting children was their game
To earn the majority of their fame
With their methods revealed
Their infamy unveiled

It seems that people want you […]

Wolf Totem

Praise this little totem
It would have saved my life
These killers, I loathe ’em
Putting these wolves through strife

Praise this little totem
Why was it them, instead of you?
I’m trying to find pieces of meaning
But I’m finding very few

This totem could have saved me
But it had to be you
My loyal, loving wolf
Blades slashing your sinew

Those heartless killers
They […]

World Down

Imagine the world being down
Making you feel like a clown
Refreshing your sight
To see if it might…

…return to normal
To be back in view
From what was horrible
Into what you knew

Maybe it will never return
At least, not the same way
Maybe it’ll burn
That’s what doomsayers say

But, why listen to them?
They’re absolutely no fun
Their thoughts amount to phlegm
Their spitting […]

Goodnight Sweet

Goodnight my sweet
How I love giving heat
To your pretty cold hands
Cold as ocean sands

Goodnight my sweet
I love how you heat
My cold, empty soul
Making it whole

Goodnight my sweet
How I’m glad we did meet
And meet, we will again
When the rooster crows to the hen

The Crystal Forest

At the edge of the crystal forest
Lies a lonely stable
Within it, a chest
Its contents for those who are able

The forest is unnatural
So would say man
Yet, these beings made this mural
It was their own plan

A rite of passage
For these hairless apes
To show their wise age
To forgo pillage and rapes

To place a crystal
Is to evolve into […]