What do I want to eat? Some vegetables or some meat? If I were a nudist, what would I want for food? Whatever it may be, I would surely eat it in the nude. And if I were a conscientious vampire thirsting for blood, I would drain a hog that I wrestled in the mud. But, alas, I am not a nudist vampire wrestling a pig. Perhaps I'll just have some cheese and nuts with a fig.
I’m puttin’ up a swastika sticker
Makin’ my hate dick