Let me tell you of a fella Who cast a wide umbrella Of things he like to eat It was such an admirable feat He had such a great attitude About all kinds of food A squid, a dragonfruit, a pine nut Anything would go in this man's gut! A bean, an ostrich egg, a bamboo shoot One day, this man even ate a newt! Which turned out to be the undoing for this poor fella For he soon died of salmonella