I once heard a man When he spoke, my world shattered He said about my plan That I do work that mattered He said another thing Something I could not shelf It was words that ring They said, "Get over yourself" He had one more thing to say Something so simple and true In that moment, he saved my day He said, "The world needs you."
Do you normally dislike poetry? Me too! It turns out, I like writing it, but I cringe at the thought of the stereotypical puffy culture surrounding it. If I want to smell my own farts all day, I stuff my belly with garlic and onions, thank you very much.
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