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Month: October 2019

Stack Overflow

Today I did a search
From being stuck
To a forward lurch

From saying, “Fuck!”
To saying, “Done!”
From getting stuck
To having fun

To solve my problems
I always know
I’ll purge

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Human Design

We all need to design
A better human experience
Let us not resign
To this arbitrary fence…

…that divides us from eachother
That obscures our sight
From truth, from love,

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Erase

Erasing memories
Is the same as a lie
Ignoring territories
Of your mind’s eye

Drink a potion
Forget your fate
Stirring commotion
Igniting hate

Digest all that is false
Start another fight
Or still

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Spending

Some people spend all their energy
On workflows and good synergy
Some people focus all their will
To hone themselves and chill

Some people sap all their energy
On

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A Lovely Lass

I once met a lovely lass
Though, she was rather crass
She loved to slap my ass
And give other men a pass
She had rather bad gas
But,

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My Bag

I always have in my bag
A lighter for lighting a fag

I always have in my sack
A calorie-heavy snack

And every day I pack
An axe for

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Forgotten Lunch

I always forget my lunch
I never get the hunch

No thought in my mind
That I left it behind

Not even a clue
As if I never knew…

…that

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The Mark of Cain

My skin without marks
So very plain
But there is a hidden one
The Mark of Cain

I speak of altruism, justice and love
I am a civil man
I

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Truth

I am truly proud
Of lifting my shroud

Of telling lies to others
Of telling lies to myself

Of the people I lift
Through honesty’s gift

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Ian's Creations

Enderbook

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Art & NFTs

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Making websites for successful local businesses. The most effective one-man-agency you'll likely ever find.

Like this nav? It does what every marketing-oriented web designer will tell you not to do: shove as many things in your face as I can!