I once had a cat Not a dog, not a puffin I once had a cat Her name, Little Miss Pickle Muffin She was a goodest girl She was a puffy floof of loves I'll never forget her furl Or those veterenarean's gloves But enough of that What's done is done I'll still love that cat And her presence as warm as the sun So here's to our pets And the ways we toughen When we go to vets And say goodbye to Little Miss Pickle Muffin