Month: September 2019

Colors

Today, I am purple
Productivity, the color blue
My pumping blood, red

Today, I am helping poeple
Helping people with you
Culling my sense of dread

Today, I am broken

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Stationery

I am a killer
Afraid, you should not be
For I am a killer
Of my favorite stationery

There’s nothing more satisfying
Then killing a pen
There’s nothing more gratifying
Of

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Mornings

My morning is chaos
Can’t you see?
Sometimes I shower
Or stare at a tree

I’ll snooze my alarm
Most of the time
It’s always self-harm
Sleeping on my life’s dime

I’m

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Hello Canada

Hello Canada
My new home
You’re so very familiar
A new place to roam

Hello Canada
As some would say, “America’s hat”
You could easily be a few more states
Did

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Man of the Year

All hail, flatulator of the year!
A man so flatulant
He can fart you to tears!

All hail, the man with gas!
We love his smell
Though some would

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The World Eater

Behold, the ancient one, Xorbidu!
He gobbles up worlds, yes, it’s true
He eats carrots, he will eat a bunny
He eats parrots, and guys that think

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Up Late

I like to stay up late
Why, yes, I do
Skip out on a date
That I was going to

I like to stay up late
And work all

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The Question

“What a stupid question”
The hurting man said
Little did he know
It was a brilliant question instead

There is no folly in the quest to know
With every

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