Today, I am purple Productivity, the color blue My pumping blood, red Today, I am helping poeple Helping people with you Culling my sense of dread Today, I am broken and I am whole Making reparations for the days that I stole


I am a killer Afraid, you should not be For I am a killer Of my favorite stationery There’s nothing more satisfying Then killing a pen There’s nothing more gratifying Of all I wrote up to then There was so much learning And self discovery Soon I’ll be yearning For enough paper to kill a […]


My morning is chaos Can’t you see? Sometimes I shower Or stare at a tree I’ll snooze my alarm Most of the time It’s always self-harm Sleeping on my life’s dime I’m trying to do better And one day I will For now, I’m an alarm setter And a slave to my pill.

Hello Canada

Hello Canada My new home You’re so very familiar A new place to roam Hello Canada As some would say, “America’s hat” You could easily be a few more states Did you know that? But you’re not And that’s great A place of independent thought And a will to your own fate But never forget […]

Little Miss Pickle Muffin

I once had a cat Not a dog, not a puffin I once had a cat Her name, Little Miss Pickle Muffin She was a goodest girl She was a puffy floof of loves I’ll never forget her furl Or those veterenarean’s gloves But enough of that What’s done is done I’ll still love that […]

The Curse of Technology

What device shall we blame today? For our own bad habits and sinful way? Which technology are we to blame? For our addiction and our shame? How about the phone! The TV! The car! The radio! The music! The drinking bar! Let’s blame electricity! No, let’s blame fire! Let’s blame anything other than our misguided […]

Man of the Year

All hail, flatulator of the year! A man so flatulant He can fart you to tears! All hail, the man with gas! We love his smell Though some would rather pass All hail, the many of many farts He’s repulsed so many But he’s captured our hearts.

The World Eater

Behold, the ancient one, Xorbidu! He gobbles up worlds, yes, it’s true He eats carrots, he will eat a bunny He eats parrots, and guys that think they’re funny He’ll eat you, he’ll eat me He’ll even eat the toilets where we pee! He’ll eat mountains, he’ll eat skies When Xorbidu comes, everyone dies.

Up Late

I like to stay up late Why, yes, I do Skip out on a date That I was going to I like to stay up late And work all night long No amount of work will sate The troubled reasons for this song I’m penniless I’m desperate I barely keep a roof over my head […]

The Question

“What a stupid question” The hurting man said Little did he know It was a brilliant question instead There is no folly in the quest to know With every “stupid” question, we are allowed to grow I don’t blame the hurting man For his words of spite Because when we are hurting We lose our […]